I like vampires (the new pick up line)

So one of my dearest friends out here in CA got me a gift cert. for B & N (Barnes and Noble). So today I got to get to the b & N store and I figure J. can go over to Tower which is right next door. First things is first when I get to the bookstore I look up the sex section because now that (oh nevermind I just gotta get somethin') :) so I get that book first. Then I go up to the sci-fi section of the store, and everyone knows I'm not shy so the book is like sitting there out in the open and all. So this kid, I mean he has to be only 19 although he is Asian and it can be hard for me to judge his age, starts asking me about books. Books that have to do with movies, and being the sci-fi freak that I am I just start talking away. Then he says "I really like vampires, you know like interview with a vampire" and then looks at the book I'm holding...... (the book I was holding did not have anything to do with vampires or Ann Rice) . Suddenly I get the picture, and I say in my kindest voice " oh is this for a book report? because it's probably better to steer clear of vampires if you're doing a report for school" I swear I can see the boys penis begin to shrivel I then say nicely as possible " My husband ought to be here soon, what did you say your name was..." I was not trying to be mean, I really hope I didn't hurt his feelings too much but OMG, did he really think that was gonna get him somewhere? I pointed out the newest vampire series that I was aware of, picked out my Kim Stanley book and then my DH arrived on cue, and the kid had disappeared into the myst. I think I'm flattered, I mean it was weird but the kid didn't have pimples and was actually sort of cute if your into jail bait (god I hope he was legal otherwise I'm gonna hurl).